January 2012
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My shyness has ruined so many good opportunities.
lets-have-a-drink: Need a laugh? Click here! Oh yeah. Maybe the greatest of my life haha. #nostalgia #regrets #bye
Jan 26th
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The funny moment when
the German assitant the English assitant the philosophy teacher Want to know more spanish that the students…
Jan 26th
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You're losing weight huh?
The high heels and 2 sizes bigger jeggins effect. (the 2 sizes bigger was a honest mistake)
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
petitessedespassions: goretti replied to your photo: It’s vaginal speculum time. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I’m clearly practicing for when you come back. 
Jan 25th
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“-Bailamos ? -No - A entonces de cojer ni hablamos.”
– Julie’s pick up lines 
Jan 25th
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Finding new files of music in my computer
when did I downloaded this?
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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WatchWatch
OMG! I’ve got the chance to see Adrien Brody at the avant premier of Detachment at UGC Normandie in Champs Elysées I will always always read the newspaper as it let me know about the avant premier just 4 hours before it happened.  He’s perfect, exactly like in his movies or pictures, not dissapointing at all. Tall, big nose, sensitive eyes. We are so lucky. I was in charge with the...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
I don't know if tomorrow FB, Google, et al
are going to close their doors… but  if they do…see you on tuesday Happy Monday!
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Goretti 101
Hysteric while using public restroom - Always double check if doors are closed correctly.- Deeply loathes conversations during movies -Even more when friends/family ask her what’s going on in the movie.- Loves dancing in the dark. Needs a day off from everyone-everything. Always wonder if she keyed the door after leaving the house. Chocolate makes everything better Detest when food...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Current conversation topics between me and Zaira
Old friends getting married Food Food where gonna eat when I come back Sex Sex positions Zaira patients How I met your mother
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Jan 19th
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I bet the government never expected the next civil...
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